CEntrance Example Story
Oh my God. I didn’t even know Smarties made a cereal. They don’t. It’s just Smarties in a bowl with milk. They just toss us away like yesterday’s jam. From today, dialing 999 won’t get you the Emergency Services, and that’s not the only thing that’s changing! Hello? I’ve had a bit of a tumble. Yeah, you need to turn it on… uh, the button turns it on. Oh really? Then why don’t you come down and make me then.
See the driver hooks a function by patching the system call table, so its not safe to unload it unless another thread’s about to jump in there and do its stuff, and you don’t want to end up in the middle of invalid memory! It’s my term for my time of the month. Oh. What time of the month? The weekend? No, no, that’s the music you heard when it come on. Oh really? Then why don’t you come down and make me then. No, that’s the music you hear when… I’m sorry are you from the past? Today I have a business empire the like of which the world has never seen the like of which. I hope it doesn’t sound arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world!
Hello, IT. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot? He’s had quite an evening. Someone stole his wheelchair. Did you see who it was? Red bearded man. I don’t see how they couldn’t just keep it as it was. How hard is it to remember 911? Dear Sir stroke Madam. Fire, exclamation mark. Fire, exclamation mark. Help me, exclamation mark. 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss. Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they’re going to get them out? I’m a 32 year old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts thing!